A professor working under a Hartford research grant was mauled to death by this Gorilla (Note: The gorilla image is a drawing of a painting of a photo of another drawing used to illustrate an image from the mind of a gorilla observer.) while he was trying to determine its intelligence. The only evidence of what happened is on this partial tape recording:
Prof: Okay, what letter comes after Q?
Gorilla: Arrrr!
Prof: Okay, good. Now talk like a Pirate.
Gorilla: Arrrrr!
Prof: Great, now what do you say when Jennifer Lopez walks into the room?
Gorilla: Ooo Ooo.
Prof: Terrific, good job.
Gorilla: Hey!
Prof: Excuse me? What did you say? Did you say Hey? Say it again!
Gorilla: (silence)
Prof: Common, say it again for the tape, say HEY!
Gorilla: (silence)
Prof: SAY HEY!
Gorilla: (silence)
Prof: COME ON, SAY IT AGAIN YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!
Gorilla: ARRRRRRRRG !! [SLAM! BAM! click*]
7 comments:
Too funny. :) *smile*
I'll miss your *many* posts... but I understand.
Work can take up a lot of time.
eek, that gorilla is funky looking. its ok vince, but it sux when work gets in the way of hobbies-especially blogging :0
The way I see it is this, you can post everyday or you can post when you feel like it. I post when I feel like it. It can take days or 1 or 2 a day come or ??? I had a reader actually tell me I wasn't posting enough. Forget that... I'd rather post substance, though even that is hard...
You'll be off Monday's to posting whenever in a few weeks, trust me. This crap sucks you in when you get readers... Of course, I spend more time commenting on Bring It On sometimes than my blog but I type really fast, so hey... whatever Right??
Thanks y'all.
I think Steve is right, I'm going to do whatever I want. And post whenever I want. (right now I want Monday's but who knows?)
So then, anyway, now I'm gonna get a whopper, shake, tacos and a coke.
Cya.
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I think it is really funny how that anonymous blogger spammed you with **keyword** as the item he found interesting. What a moron...
Dude, tomorrow is like Wednesday which means Monday was like a day ago which means like your missing the deadline for Monday posts. Of course, you probably took my advice and didn't feel like it.
madman--good news...Hey, who made that rule?
HOW--It's all one long day...
Steve--time flys man...But you do have some good advice.
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