Saturday, September 24, 2005

Carl



“Hi, my name is Carl. I’m looking for a girl who is smart, loves piercings, open minded and likes kids. She has to like Hip-Hop, ball-room dancing, ice hockey and most cats. No smokers please. I don’t have many skills, but I have a car, some money, and can throw a cannon ball over 50 yards. If you think you’re the girl for me, and want to hook up, please give me a holler…Peace out.”

(Note: My actual photo is expected to be released upon approval of the World Photo Authority sometime in the year 3048, thanks.) 

11 comments:

HOW said...

Hmmmm, think he has his penis pierced?

Steve said...

I think I saw this guy at a concert last year...

Average White Guy said...

LOL--twisted is the word!

Colleen said...

Holy Crap!

Vince said...

I wonder how he washes his face, or blows his nose...

(I can't believe I'm commenting on my own post...)

Billy said...

Throw a cannonball 50 yards is all he has to offer? Heck, I'd think free piercings when you purchase the studs would be a minimum at least.

culayta said...

he's hot

dawn said...

ummm, a little excessive,just a lil' bit.

mizeeyore said...

WTF??????????????????

this gives a whole new meaning to the term "hook me up"!
*sighs* good grief............

Colleen said...

Hey! No post this Monday? Too busy? Ah well.

Hope you are doing well. :)

Vince said...

Hi, nice hearing from y'all.

Billy--I have a feeling he does his own piercing.
Culayta--better then cold, can you imagine those things frozen?
Dusky--But I have a feeling this guy has a gentle heart...
Miz--Haha, if I was a girl, I may be strangly attracted to him.
Colleen--busy busy, but happily so. I'm doing okay...Hope you are too.