UFO Scare in Southern California

UFO (top left) frightens onlookers in Southern California where Howard Dean appeared Tuesday to speak at the Green Peace "Save the Sea Otter" ralley.

But a closer look reveals it was not a UFO at all, but rather Howard Dean’s new hair piece.







Witnesses say during Dean’s hysterical speech, his hand knocked off the toupee, launching it high into the air and out to sea.



Dean was later reunited with his toupee after a Green Peace cutter retrieved it--but the mood was dampened when they failed to resuscitate the baby sea otter that had become entangled with the fake hair.

(Please note that these photos were done by hand, to add artistic value towards actual events.)