Tuesday, July 18, 2006

HEY!

Hey, I am switching my 'POST' schedule to once a week every Monday. Because my work has slammed me once again with stuff to do and I have to cut back on all 70 of my hobbies to accommodate. But I will still be reading blogs whenever I can. Cheers to a good Summer!


A professor working under a Hartford research grant was mauled to death by this Gorilla while he was trying to determine its intelligence. The only evidence of what happened is on this partial tape recording:

Prof: Okay, what letter comes after Q?
Gorilla: Arrrr!
Prof: Okay, good. Now talk like a Pirate.
Gorilla: Arrrrr!
Prof: Great, now what do you say when Jennifer Lopez walks into the room?
Gorilla: Ooo Ooo.
Prof: Terrific, good job.
Gorilla: Hey!
Prof: Excuse me? What did you say? Did you say Hey? Say it again!
Gorilla: (silence)
Prof: Common, say it again for the tape, say HEY!
Gorilla: (silence)
Prof: SAY HEY!
Gorilla: (silence)
Prof: COME ON, SAY IT AGAIN YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!
Gorilla: ARRRRRRRRG !! [SLAM! BAM! click*]

16 comments:

PDD said...

Haha.

Perfect timing. I start my new job on Thursday which will pose a barrier on my liberty to blog. I know I will probably be too exhausted by the end of the day to post which will limit me to do the same as you. Only, I will most likely post every Friday, while sipping on some good cab. I am going to try and post more than once every friday but we'll see.

It sucks that you will only be posting every monday, but I totally understand as I have been in that situation also. I hate when life interupts my life.

Do you work for the CIA? ;)

Vince said...

pdd--Great! Congratulations!

Yeah, perfect timing, good luck, hope you don't sit next to a David Hasslehoff look-a-like.

Who knows, I may post a little more too, we'll see.

Regarding my job, you really don't want to know--trust me.

~d said...

AAARRRGGGHHHH!

What is a pirate's favorite letter?
Aaarrgghhh!

What is his other fav. letter?

AYYYYEEEEEE

Vince said...

~d--Ayyyyy matey...Talk Like A Pirate day is Sept. 19th 2006. Be prepared.

Denny Shane said...

Sept 19th? Geez, I better get cracking!

~d said...

(Man, dude...I need to quit commenting when the meds are kicking in)
heh heh heh

Vince said...

Denny--Yup, just search for "talk like a pirate day", and you'll get all the info you need on it.

~d--Why? ARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!! wuga wuga wuga...

Toby said...

I should save this classic for Talk Like a Pirate day, but I can't resist.

How much do pirates pay to have their ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear

Vince said...

Toby--Haha, sounds like a real steal...But I HEAR Mike Tyson will do it for free...This Pirate thing has go me HOOKed!

Smoke said...

Drugs are just bad, you should try to use Herbal Alternatives as a temporary replacement to loose the dependance!

~d said...

There was a little boy trick or treating. He went as a pirate. He knocked on a door: TRICK or TREAT he yelled. The old man opened the door and said OMI It's a PIRATE!
Where are your Buccanners?
Under my bucking hat, the boy replied.

**twist on Toby's**
must be a sounthern thing.

Vince said...

~d--LOL!!! I'm going to remember this one!!

Erin O'Brien said...

An ape thing I liked by Shad Marsh.

Arrrr, indeed.

Vince said...

erin--what ape? Veronica and Tess distracted me. I have to go to the bathroom now, later.

Colleen said...

You've got me wondering about all 70 of your hobbies... :)

Sorry your work schedule is keeping you so busy.

Vince said...

Colleen, Yeah I pulled 4 all nighters in the last six days. I slepted 9 hours yesterday though, from 6pm to 3am, then back to work--I work from home.

Hobbies is actually anything I do. Eat, shop, read, ride, movies,music,piano,drums,sax,guitar,blog,biking,playing around,swimming, working out,writing,work,drink (is that 70 yet?--did I say sex yet?) sports,TV,socializing, babysitting,buying houses,computers,clay doe,yoga, tai chi,martial arts,gambling,dancing,boating,investing,fixing stuff, traveling,broadway shows,dieting,math, history,art..etc...times up for blogging, now I'm gonna be a chef and try my new recipe for chicken ala king aka shit on a shingle, aka slop. Oh, my work, that's right, I'll be pulling another all nighter tonight~problems I have to solve, sheesh.--Hope you're doing okay nowadays. Take care. And get some more hobbies :)