Thursday, December 20, 2012

Law of Attraction


My buddy and I have another conversation at the coffee shop: 

Magnet by AJC1 on flickr
Me: I wanna attract a girl using the law of attraction.
Bud: How you gonna do that?
Me:  Well, like attracts like right? So I'm gonna be more like a girl, to attract a girl.
Bud:  You're already kinda like a girl.
Me:  Oh. Well maybe I'll work on my wardrobe.
Bud: Won't work.
Me: Why?
Bud: Because girls will see your hair first, then get turned off even before seeing your outfit.
Me: So I'll attract a girl with bad hair like mine, hahaha!
Bud: Have you ever really seen a girl with bad hair?
Me: Um, no not really. Shoot.
Bud: Give it up, no girl would want to be seen with you and you're hair, hahaha!
Me: How about a blind girl?
Bud: Nope, you'd just be taking advantage of her disability...Terrible.
Me: Darn. Well, I can think like a girl! Yeah!
Bud: You already think like a girl, stupid! And it won't solve your hair problem.
Me: Shoot. How did all this become about my hair?
Bud: You're hopeless, it's not only you're hair, it's everything about you. You might as well become a monk, hahaha!
Me: ...Brilliant!

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Erin O'Brien said...

Why don't you just be you?

: )

Vince Parker said...

Erin...Well you've just opened a can of worms. Luckily I think we are the only ones here so we can just leave and nobody will no anything happened.

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