I ALWAYS eat desert before or during my main meal. I just don’t want a terrorist to show up and make my last mouthful a spoon of green beans. I’d rather go with a banana split in my mouth.
But not all people believe in, or benefit from the banana split. Terrorists, for example, would surely be a more peaceful folk had they discovered the charms of the ultimate fruity delight. And you can’t find a banana split in
Hog wash!!! You just gotta learn to balance things.
Speaking of balance, there is a time in every man’s life when a banana split becomes more attractive than a woman. I mean a banana split ALWAYS shows you a good time. You can count on a banana split. A banana split won’t argue with you, it just submits to your ravishing. A banana split is variety all in one, not like most women. And women claim to be sugar and spice and everything nice; but they still fart like everybody else. A banana split does not fart.
So a banana split has a place on my bike anytime. But a woman? Well, maybe if her name is Kristen Scott Thomas. Or Gwyneth Paltrow. Or Ashley Judd. Or Heather Grant. Or if she doesn’t mind dressing up like a banana split. Or if she wears perfume that smells like flowers, yeah, that will work too. Or popcorn. Perfume that smells like buttered popcorn.
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"I'd rather go with a banana split in my mouth." Funny!
Was it yummy?
Hmmm, wonder if Demeter has popcorn or banana split cologne?
Josie--It was okay, but not what I anticipated. There is a banana split at at the Peppermill in Reno that they serve on a plate the size of a hubcap, two inches deep, with 6 scoops and 4 banana halves. I eat it all. Going there in a couple of weeks. Always get sick afterwards, but it's worth it.
It would be my luck that just when I quit smoking, they come out with butter popcorn and banana split flavored cigs.
Denny--Not yet, but it does sound "a'pealing".
Parker. Parker. Parker.
What the hell am I going to do with you?
erin--I'm low maintenance. You can ignore me most of the time, and just throw me a banana every now and then.
You should write a song about banana splits! Ever heard the song "Fish Heads"? If a song like THAT can exist, then there must be a place for banana splits in the music world!
And isn't it nice that banana splits don't fart!?! ahahhaha!
your post makes my mouth water i haven't had a banana split in ever...where's the best place to get one?
I think wild, passionate monkey sex with a banana split sounds kinda hot. But that just proves how a MAN could be replaced :)
Where's Vincent Parker?
The converstion turns yet again to sex and he makes like a banana and splits!
colleen--That's a good idea, I'd like to hear a song about a banana split instead of a girl for a change.
Rock--The icecream shop! Probably too cold to have many of those in Canada eh?
BP--Replaced? Well, at least until the hockey game is over...
Josie--I'm around. I guess I'm guilty of 'splitting'. There's just so much I wanna do lately--like goofing off.
Always remember, it takes the banana to make her split. I doubt you would speak so highly of a plain banana alone. Or would you? And if you would, well then we are speaking of an entirely different issue altogether. A women would be completely useless, farting in the corner...
Marie--Thanks for stopping by. You gotta do another post man. I guess I gotta do another one too...
pdd--I always learn something from you...Hey, just a thought, why not make room for a banana split somewhere in one of your screen plays?
What about a banana split on a girl
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