Monday, March 06, 2006

Travel Alert: South Dakota




The CDC put out an emergency travel alert for South Dakota after a law was approved to institute forced slavery among women:

A new law will force women to nourish, nurture, take care of, and financially provide for unwanted babies forcibly injected into their bodies, affectively making all females potential slaves, and fair game for any parasitic entity that needs a Host body for their demon seed to grow.

“Be very careful when traveling to South Dakota, especially if you’re a woman—avoid if possible—no quarantine of South Dakota will be provided by our government.”

Warning: Increased chatter reveals extensive movement towards South Dakota of the following, who intend to capitalize on the new law to propagate their offspring:

Rapists
Murderers
Hell spawned Demons
War Mongers
Cannibals
Perverts
Lepers
Terrorists
Evil Aliens
Werewolves
Hillbillies from Dirtyback Mountain
Peewee Herman and his Gang of Wankers
“A woman’s body is no longer her own. The State Government has taken it hostage and stamped it as a piece of meat to be abused as a culture to grow any seed that invades it. “

12 comments:

Zen Wizard said...

At least, they are close to Canada--if the women can just make it across the border.

Henri Banks said...

hi vince jane told me to stop by at your place
and realy dont know why ,did she hide something in your blog? Peewee herman is a nice wanker i liked him very much

Vince said...

zen--Yeah, or they may get help from the underground, or get a do-it-yourself home kit from the net.

trash--I was sent here too, I don't know why either? Maybe she's sicker than we thought? Can I just direct people to your blog? Because there is now way my blog can match JJ's blog... Let me know--thanks.

wallycrawler said...

I think it's North Dakota that's close to Canada ?
Anyway what's gonna happen after the "Sturgis Bike Rally" this year ? There's gonna be a whole wack of "Big Bad Ass" white baby's this time next year !

josh williams said...

I cried.

Erin O'Brien said...

Dear Motherfuckers,

Get out of my womb.

Love,

Erin

Vince said...

Wally--I guess that's one positive thing...

Josh--Well, I heard you were around for a while...Maybe those tears will fetch a handsome dollar on e-Bay eh? You know, fountain of youth kind of thing. (free idea--no royalties expected.)

erin--I just bought your Harvey & Eck book on Amazon, thanks largely to Josh's review--can't wait to read it--I love reading stuff written by regular people, especially if there is a motorcycle involved. You're regular people right?

jungle jane said...

South Dakota sounds like a fantastic choice of destination for my next holiday...

Vince said...

Jane--you have a point, never looked at it that way...

RocksAndChairs said...

WELL SAID!!!

what the hell are those people thinking? probably weren't...

Colleen said...

Yikes. Maybe there's something strange in the water there...?!?

You never know.

Vince said...

Colleen--Yup, or it could be those Evil Aliens have already taken over the place...