Sunday, April 09, 2006

Crispy Heads:

The ‘Crispy Head’ goes on sale this month in Louisiana. The trial period will focus initially on select fast food outlets in an area where Cajuns have been demanding this delicacy for years. There is not much meat, but the tongue is absolutely delicious, and the brains taste like chestnuts—you’ll need a nut cracker.




An acquaintance of mine, who speaks chicken, is seen here consoling his pet ‘Peckerwood’. Since he lives in Louisiana, he plans to make Peckerwood lose weight so he perhaps can fly away if they come after him, or at least look too skinny to fry. He’s just feeding him chicken feed now until he loses 72 ounces and takes flying lessons. His other option is to shave Peckerwood’s Mohawk, pluck him, over-feed him, and maybe he can pass as a pig. But pigs have their own worries…

4 comments:

Erin O'Brien said...

I like Vince. I like Vince's deep fried chicken head. I like Vince's acquaintance. I like Peckerwood.

Let's have a dinner party and feel the love!

Vince said...

erin--Hell, you really know how to brighten up a room. And life is one big dinner party, little chickadee...

"Questions touch our hearts while answers leave it." --incidental guru.

Erin O'Brien said...

oh hell, you win, baby.

start the shower, i'm taking my pants off ...

Vince said...

erin--a casual reader will miss the grace in your words--words with an underlining meaning that defines the nature of humanity: Man is but a piece of driftwood and a woman is the sea. But then, man is a work of art and a woman is but a canvass. What a glorious balance. You are the ultimate Party Girl.