Crispy Heads:

The ‘Crispy Head’ goes on sale this month in Louisiana. The trial period will focus initially on select fast food outlets in an area where Cajuns have been demanding this delicacy for years. There is not much meat, but the tongue is absolutely delicious, and the brains taste like chestnuts—you’ll need a nut cracker.




An acquaintance of mine, who speaks chicken, is seen here consoling his pet ‘Peckerwood’. Since he lives in Louisiana, he plans to make Peckerwood lose weight so he perhaps can fly away if they come after him, or at least look too skinny to fry. He’s just feeding him chicken feed now until he loses 72 ounces and takes flying lessons. His other option is to shave Peckerwood’s Mohawk, pluck him, over-feed him, and maybe he can pass as a pig. But pigs have their own worries…