Thursday, December 28, 2006

Season of Angels


Angel by Svenstorm on flickr
I could not find the infamous invisible flying plant in Australia. But I found a pub that served beer, bangers and mash, and kangaroo meat. And I found a Catholic Church with a huge stone Angel. All I could think of was how Divine she looked, and how ironic it would be if she fell on me and killed me—“Man killed by an Angel”

So that gave me an idea for a new mission—to search for a real Angel.

So I’m leaving for Singapore tomorrow to sin. I figure that ought to attract an Angel or two—you know, to try to save me from sin.

If I don't catch an Angel in two weeks, then I’m going to Paris to sin. If still no Angel, then I’m off to Rome and the Vatican (there’s gotta be Angels around there.) If still no Angel, I'll go chill in Ireland and settle for a Leprechaun. I won’t be back until April next year, so I’ll let everyone know what happens when I get back.

Have a nice New Year!

14 comments:

Gun-Toting Liberal said...

Godspeed, Vince, ya' loveable NUT! lol

Erin O'Brien said...

Hi Vince!

Good luck with your search, I'd say stop by here, but I'm a miserable little devil.

luvya--erin

PDD said...

Vince!! You are an international party boy. The best angels are those who have absorbant wings. Trust me, I am correct on this one.

Leprechaun's seem like so much more fun. I'd settle for one of those.

Have fun party boy!!

PDD

Colleen said...

Vince, ever thought that perhaps you might be a demented angel?

You don't need real angels... angels are often simply people used by God that touch others lives in a loving and meaningful way.

Either way, I hope angels surround you.

Don't have too much fun sinning! *wicked smile* hahahaha!

Dawn said...

happy new year vince. enjoy your trip. cant wait to hear all about it when you get back. take care

RocksAndChairs said...

nice to see you're back! sorry about the plant and all.

I quite enjoyed your comment on my last post...THANKS!

Jozee said...

Heyyyy! Hope you're having fun looking for angels!

Erin O'Brien said...

My good Mr. Parker,

Where art thou?

RocksAndChairs said...

hey just checking to see if you're still alive!

Dupa Jasia said...

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Vince said...

Hey, I'm back!!!

Nice to hear from you guys, I will be stopping by your blogs to see what's up!!!!

Maybe I should post stuff too, I guess...

dawn said...

YAAAY!!! welcome home. are you back for good?

RocksAndChairs said...

I think you should post stuff too!!

RocksAndChairs said...

Time for a new post!